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Michael Dorsey – Astrological Analysis
CHAEL DORSEY – "TOOTSIE" " . . . Are you saying that nobody in New York will work with me?" Michael Dorsey is a struggling character actor, who finally lands a serious acting job, but one in which he is disguised as a woman; a gig that complicates his life. His Sun...
Mikey Walsh – Astrological Breakdown
MIKEY WALSH - "THE GOONIES" “Goonies never say die!” Mikey Walsh is a 13-year-old boy who leads his friends, the self-titled Goonies, to an adventure that involves a pirate treasure; one that changes their lives forever. His Sun is in Pisces, the Moon is in Aries, and...
The Dude – Astrological Analysis
THE DUDE - "THE BIG LEBOWSKI" "All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back.” Jeff Lebowski, aka ‘The Dude,’ is an ordinary man, who finds himself involved in a strange situation of a missing person, one million dollars, and many colorful characters, as a result of a...
Dirk Diggler – Astrological Interpretation
(, iDIRK DIGGLER - “BOOGIE NIGHTS" “ . . . You know my reputation. 13" is a tough load. . . .” Eddie Adams, aka Dirk Diggler, is a young man, who rises to fame in the porn industry of the late 1970s. His Sun is in Libra, the Moon is in Leo, and the Ascendant is in...
An Astrological Interpretation of the Bride
THE BRIDE - "KILL BILL" “It’s mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack, not rationality.” Beatrix Kiddo, aka “The Bride,” is a former professional assassin, who seeks revenge for the attempted murder on her life that had left her in a coma for four years. Her Sun is...
An Astrological Analysis of Buddy From Elf
BUDDY - "ELF" “I can’t wait to see my dad. We’re going to go ice-skating and eat sugarplums.” Buddy is a human, who was raised among elves in the North Pole, and who accidentally learns the truth about his real origins at an advanced age, which leads him to search for...
An Astrological Look at Yentl
YENTL - "YENTL" "Learning is my whole life!" Yentl is a young woman, who lives in Europe at the beginning of the 20th century, and who pretends to be a man in order to be able to expand her religious education by attending an all-male congregation. By doing so, she...
Men
An Astrological Look At Patrick Bateman
i bePATRICK BATEMAN - "AMERICAN PSYCHO" “ . . . And although I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable . . . I simply am not there." Patrick Bateman is a...
Women
An Astrological Interpretation of the Bride
THE BRIDE - "KILL BILL" “It’s mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack, not rationality.” Beatrix Kiddo, aka “The Bride,” is a former professional assassin, who seeks revenge for the attempted murder on her life that had left her in a coma for four years. Her Sun is...
Children
Kevin McCallister – Astrological Analysis
s' KEVIN McCALLISTER - HOME ALONE” “This is my house. I have to defend it.” Kevin McCallister is an 8-year-old boy, who finds himself home alonee, having to protect his house from two burglars during Christmastime. (This is followed by the next Christmas, when he must...