Astrological Analyses of our Favorite Movie Characters

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Michael Dorsey – Astrological Analysis

MICHAEL DORSEY – "TOOTSIE" " . . . Are you saying that nobody in New York will work with me?" Michael Dorsey is a struggling character actor who...

Mikey Walsh – Astrological Breakdown

MIKEY WALSH - "THE GOONIES" “Goonies never say die!” Mikey Walsh is a 13-year-old boy who leads his friends, the self-titled Goonies, to an...

The Dude – Astrological Analysis

THE DUDE - "THE BIG LEBOWSKI" "All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back.” Jeff Lebowski, aka ‘The Dude,’ is an ordinary man, who finds himself...

Dirk Diggler – Astrological Interpretation

 DIRK DIGGLER - “BOOGIE NIGHTS" “ . . . You know my reputation. 13" is a tough load. . . .” Eddie Adams, aka Dirk Diggler, is a young man, who rises...

An Astrological Interpretation of the Bride

THE BRIDE - "KILL BILL" “It’s mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack, not rationality.” Beatrix Kiddo, aka “The Bride,” is a former professional...

An Astrological Analysis of Buddy From Elf

BUDDY - "ELF" “I can’t wait to see my dad. We’re going to go ice-skating and eat sugar plums.” Buddy is a human, who was raised among elves in the...

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Michael Dorsey – Astrological Analysis

Michael Dorsey – Astrological Analysis

MICHAEL DORSEY – "TOOTSIE" " . . . Are you saying that nobody in New York will work with me?" Michael Dorsey is a struggling character actor who finally lands a serious acting job, but one in which he is disguised as a woman; a gig that complicates his life. His Sun...

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The Dude – Astrological Analysis

The Dude – Astrological Analysis

THE DUDE - "THE BIG LEBOWSKI" "All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back.” Jeff Lebowski, aka ‘The Dude,’ is an ordinary man, who finds himself involved in a strange situation of a missing person, one million dollars, and many colorful characters, as a result of a...

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An Astrological Analysis of Buddy From Elf

An Astrological Analysis of Buddy From Elf

BUDDY - "ELF" “I can’t wait to see my dad. We’re going to go ice-skating and eat sugar plums.” Buddy is a human, who was raised among elves in the North Pole. Once he accidentally learns the truth about his real origins at an advanced age, he goes on a search for his...

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An Astrological Look at Yentl

An Astrological Look at Yentl

YENTL - "YENTL" "Learning is my whole life!" Yentl is a young Jewish woman, who lives in Europe at the beginning of the 20th century, and who pretends to be a man in order to be able to expand her religious education by attending an all-male congregation. By doing so,...

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Men

An Astrological Look At Patrick Bateman

An Astrological Look At Patrick Bateman

PATRICK BATEMAN - "AMERICAN PSYCHO" “ . . . And although I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable . . . I simply am not there." Patrick Bateman is a...

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Women

An Astrological Interpretation of the Bride

An Astrological Interpretation of the Bride

THE BRIDE - "KILL BILL" “It’s mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack, not rationality.” Beatrix Kiddo, aka “The Bride,” is a former professional assassin, who seeks revenge for the attempted murder on her life that had left her in a coma for four years. Her Sun is...

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Children

Kevin McCallister – Astrological Analysis

Kevin McCallister – Astrological Analysis

KEVIN McCALLISTER - "HOME ALONE” “This is my house. I have to defend it.” Kevin McCallister is an 8-year-old boy who finds himself home alone, having to protect his house from two burglars during Christmastime. (This is followed by the next Christmas, when he must...

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